I have never met a player who said they didn’t love Dicks, but this Dick is known for having more than one hole. Long and skinny in stature, Dicks looks forward to this season, even when the puck is in the net behind him. Armed with the “Best Chest in the League”, Dicks is commonly confused with female strippers, however he has more holes. His ability to get himself into strange and inventive positions (on and off the rink) is what has allotted him this years D1 top goalie spot.