Fun Facts About Timothy J. Sniperelli:

Family: Angel Face, Douggie Fresh, Tadpole

Hockey Hero: Todd Clark

Favorite Activity: Anything not involving energy

Favorite TV Show: One Tree Hill

Favorite Food: Food

If I were a pokemon I would be: Slowpoke

Favorite Pickup Line: "You drive a scion? oh me too!"

Nickname: The Blaze

Favorite Hockey Moment: Winning the coveted  Epic Center championship in 2009

Beverage of choice: Coca-Cola

Favorite Words: Facetious, wolf, dwarf. but seriously guys lisps aren't funny

About me: known to blow by oponents with explosive speed and lightning fast dekes. My shot has often been compared to the speed of light.